It's like a weave, only not

Alert Reader Katie writes:

I recently introduced my mother to your weave-hunting blog, and she insisted that this should count. She works at a family practice clinic in Jacksonville, Fla., and not only has had many weave encounters outside of work, but has spotted a vast number actually within her office building. At first sight she thought this particular find was a large spider. Another co-worker believed it to be one of those fuzzy caterpillars. But no — it's just rogue fake eyelashes, cast aside like, dare I say, a weave.